How did it happen? Same way it always happens: scientists draw conclusions from insufficient data:
Scientist: Leatherback Sea Turtles are endangered.
Man: They are?
Scientist: Yes. We counted them. They're endangered.
Man: What about that bunch over there, then? Did you count them?
Scientist: What bun...oh, crap.
Man: And you went to college for HOW many years?
Scientist: Put a sock in it, would you?
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEim9vfMAdvoRG3Y-3Bng24d7fnkk9IUOqcq7viKlOz_lz1aVJscZFieiUiPf4CieXEzB2Wyl9Wvvs4SEVPBcu0SQSdQ8H4f4t5s9hN3AwNq9zk9mT1Z58ZkunQ8wR4ZJeeu3Ea4/s400/african+turtle.jpg)
2 comments:
Dammit Bob, now I'm going to have to change all my "Roast Polar Bear, brushed with a Harp Seal glaze and served with Leatherback butter" Global Warming snark.
Right now, nothing as tasty sounding is coming to mind--and I'm blaming you.
See my comments about the Komodo Dragon. Same thing at work here.
Post a Comment