Chris Muir's Day By Day



Friday, December 30, 2011

How It Was Supposed To Work

He also said he would not respond militarily to keep the strait open—because he would not consider it an act of war against the U.S. But if he were president, he would report to Congress on the issue, leaving it up to lawmakers to declare war if they wanted.

Congressman Ron Paul, talking of Iran's threat to close the Straits of Hormuz.

And...

To approving applause from a crowd of about 125, the Texas congressman said that "we always seem to have to have a country to bash," linking the current saber-rattling against Iran to previous hawkish rhetoric that led to conflicts in Iraq, Libya and elsewhere.

"If you want to quiet things down," he said, referring to Iran, "don't put sanctions on them" because it's "just going to cause more trouble."

He said an Iranian blockade would be the most likely response to tighter sanctions because Iran has "no weapons of mass destruction" and shutting down the strait is "the most" it could do.

"I think the solution" to current tensions with Iran "is to do a lot less a lot sooner and mind our own business and then we would not have this threat of another war," he said to applause.


Read George Washington's Farewell Address sometime. By modern standards, Washington would be considered an isolationist. There's nothing inherently wrong with minding your own business - - and showing the same courtesy to others.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Hi Kids! We're Going To Learn a New Word Today!

That word is recidivist. Can you say that? Good! I knew you could!

A teenager who has found himself on the wrong side of the law multiple times in recent years was again arrested — and tased — by Wilmington police for a botched Christmas Eve robbery, authorities said.

Police arrested 19-year-old Taquan Pearley James after they found him wrestling with a man outside of a house in the 1200 block of Orange Street, a rifle lying nearby.

James has run into police several times in recent years. He was one of two 16-year-olds who in 2008 were arrested on suspicion of holding up two Domino’s Pizza delivery drivers. And in 2010, he served a little more than a month in prison for breaking into a house on Barnett Avenue.


Can we keep him in prison for at least 5 years this time, and give the citizens of North Carolina a break from his inability to control his criminal impulses? It'd be much appreciated.

Random Nostalgia Post of the Day

Remember the wide belts and large belt buckles of the 1970's? A major brand name in the buckle business back then was Bergamot Brass Works, which, in fact, weren't usually made of solid brass, but were made of pot metal and only plated with brass or pewter. I had several of their buckles; one was a Winchester riding horse logo in pewter finish; I also had this Mayan calendar buckle:



(If I recall, though, Bergamot referred to it as an "Aztec" calendar.)

It's a Miracle, Part 12,985

Jesus H. Christ on a sock!

Gallery: Cape Romain Lighthouses

Over at the Charleston Post & Courier.

Sample:



update: Accompanying story can be found here.

Monday, December 26, 2011

New York Times: Ron Paul Supported By Klan, Neo-Nazis

Yer typical guilt-by-association hit job by Barack Obama's propaganda arm the "newspaper of record."

You Have To Be a Bit Squirrely To Love a Giant Acorn

The giant acorn sculpture that is a symbol of Raleigh, North Carolina, is being repaired and spiffed up for its New Year's Eve appearance.

It needed repair after tornadoes visited NC in April did some damage.

A Squirrel's Fantasy Home.

"With This Gun Protecting Me, This Piece of Iron, I Feel Safer."

A convenience store clerk, robbed twice, had his own gun the third time a robber walked in.

The story is one that I mentioned a while back, but it's written less about the circumstances of this particular use of armed self-defense than it is a wider discussion of the increase in such cases since NC instituted a "castle doctrine" law that eases restrictions on gun use in self-defense cases. Amazingly for an MSM outlet, the reporters actually got representatives of both gun rights and gun control organizations to comment on the issue, and the law enforcement officer they interviewed addressed the issue in an intelligent, balanced manner, not reflexively taking the gun control side.

Good, balanced story. Wish the MSM would write more of these on the armed self-defense issue.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

What It's All About



And, even back in the early 1960's when A Charlie Brown Christmas was first broadcast, the network tried to get this part of the show cut out, thinking it was too religious and might offend someone. Charles Schulz was adamant that it remain, however. And so it did.

Merry Christmas to all of you.

Back-To-Back-To-Back Home Runs

Victor Davis Hanson hit three of 'em in his most recent writings:

Obama Derangement Syndrome? A point-by-point, with examples cited, comparison of the very real "Bush Derangement Syndrome" with the much-less-real "Obama Derangement Syndrome."

When the Legend Becomes Fact, Print the Legend. A discussion of Obama's supposed "genius," with pointed commentary about how his scholastic and medical transcripts have been sequestered, with little or no objection by the MSM.

The President Who Never Was. Hanson details Obama's search through the Closet of Presidential Personas, trying to find something to fit: Kennedy? Lincoln? Carter? Ah, yes, that one fits.

This stuff is great writing. Give it a look, add it to your RSS feeds.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Cesaria Evora, 1941-2011: R.I.P.

Kind of unnoticed in the roll call of recent deaths is that of Cape Verde Islands singer Cesaria Evoria, who has apparently succumbed to hypertension and what used to be called emphysema. She passed away on Saturday. The BBC has a video report here.

I liked her music, myself, although I only discovered her a few years ago.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

The Trailer For The Hobbit...

...has arrived:



And note that the movie itself is still a year off, so there is quite a wait ahead of us.

Looks like they didn't use Tolkien's silly hair/clothing colors as described in the book. They appear to have used one of the most soul-stirring songs from the book, however, and that is all to the good. Just hope that they don't use the inane (and, frankly, gay) elf-songs from the book: Oh, tra-la-la-lally here down in the valley, ha ha!

h/t Random Acts of Patriotism.

(As an incidental note, I have been in Middle-Earth myself all morning, via the MMORPG Lord of the Rings Online. Did you know that you can play the game free, in a limited way? You can visit many of the places famous in the books, including Bag End, Bilbo and Frodo's home. Depending on which race you choose, you can meet various characters from the books in the tutorial, including Gandalf and Aragorn.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Four Dollars

That's all a homeless man's life was worth in Wilmington, NC, just a few days before Christmas.

Remember When...

...if you wanted to buy porn (real XXX porn, not Playboy) you had to go to an adult book store to buy it? And, if you lived in some cities or jurisdictions there might be laws/ordinances against those stores, resulting in your having to either drive to a major metropolitan area (and usually in the high-crime areas) or acquire your porn via the US mail, hopefully in a plain brown wrapper?

Looking back on it (and it was less than 20 years ago, for most of us) it seems pretty quaint, doesn't it? And there was no huge wave of rapes and other sex crimes resulting from widespread internet porn, either.

Not All Stupidity Is Government Stupidity

The corporate world is fully as capable as government is in behaving stupidly.

As exhibit one, I present this UPS package tracking information (click to embiggen):



The package I am awaiting was shipped from Georgia. I live in Matthews, NC. Look at this map:



Cross-reference back to the shipping data, and you'll see that my package is taking an entire extra day visiting the city of Greensboro, NC, before arriving here in Matthews - - a suburb of Charlotte, from whence it arrived (and departed for Greensboro) this morning.

Or As He Calls Them, His Base

"POTUS has Coffee with Progressive Media Stars."

Or his collaborators. Or co-conspirators. I note that Ezra Klein of "JournoList" infamy was invited.

You Think YOU Have It Bad?

Be lucky you're not like the man from League City, Texas, who fell down a manhole, was bitten by spiders and snakes and, after that misadventure, was attacked by his girlfriend, who went upside his head with a baseball bat.

I guess the GF is something of a cougar, since she is 51 and he is 26. Or maybe he's just such a mope that she was all he could get in the way of GF's.

Monday, December 19, 2011

It's Probably From Stephen King Or Warren Buffett

The annual appearance of a gold coin in a Salvation Army donation kettle has occurred.

These things happen every year, just like clockwork. Sometimes I suspect the Salvation Army of doing it just for the media coverage.

Or, maybe it's Stephen King, or Warren Buffett, or one of those other leftists who feels he has too much money and wants some of it taken away. $1700 isn't very charitable, though, when you consider how much wealth these people have.

Random Thought

I wonder if the members of Union Station are intimidated by the musicianship of dobro ace Jerry Douglas, who came to the band later than the others? He seems to dominate the band's sound now, to the point where it could almost be considered Alison Krauss, Jerry's Dobro, and Union Station.

Electrifying Pokeweed

That ubiquitous weed in your back yard is capable of playing a part in generating carbon-neutral electricity.

In the case of poke, I guess you can have your electricity...and eat it, too.

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Lazy LOTRO Post

Rather than post real blog content, I'll just be lazy and post an image from Lord of the Rings Online:

He Didn't Pass, Either.


(click to embiggen) That's the Bridge of Khazad-Dûm in Moria, where Gandalf broke his staff and the bridge as well, sending the Balrog (and himself) falling to "the uttermost foundations of stone." You can stand on the bridge, if you want to, and yell YOU SHALL NOT PASS! If you're one of the staff-using player types, you can even smack your staff on the bridge for emphasis. One thing I haven't tried is jumping off the bridge and seeing if I survive the fall into the water far below. Gandalf's hat is down there, by the way.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

The Heartbreak of the Buggy Whip Maker

Or, in this case, the heartbreak of the pay-phone owner/distributor.

ST. LOUIS -- At 62, Jim Nesselhauf is not sure which will come first, retirement or the demise of his business - pay phones.

Three years ago, Nesselhauf's company, Joltran Communications Inc., had 1,000 pay phones scattered around the St. Louis area.

Today, he's down to about 400. And he expects to soon lay off one of his four remaining employees.


Technologies come, and they also go. Do you remember the last cassette music tape you bought? Your last LP record? I purchased "the" Amazon Kindle last year, and now it's old technology already, somewhat derogatorily labeled "the Kindle Keyboard" so as to distinguish it from more advanced models.

It's a Long Way To the Ground

Been playing Lord of the Rings Online pretty steadily for the last week. Right now I'm in Lothlórien doing quests and making myself useful. Caras Galadon, the city of the elves, is a vertiginous place:



(Click To Embiggen.) You can quite easily fall to your death from those tree-platforms, but I can't blame the game developers for it, because J.R.R. Tolkien himself described them that way in The Lord of the Rings. The Mines of Moria are similar; bottomless pits and precipices everywhere there. OSHA would have a time in Tolkien's universe, I'd imagine.

Friday, December 16, 2011

Sometimes the Boy In You...

...wants to buy something, and the man you are has to struggle to convince the Boy it's not needed in his life. I'm having that struggle currently:

"Experimental WWI Helmet."


This strange thing is currently for sale in the Atlanta Cutlery Corp. catalog. I have no need or use for such a thing, but its Steampunk look causes the Boy in me to whimper with toy lust.

Worst is the fact that I don't have spare cash right now. The IRS sent me a Christmas present last week which will pretty much abnegate any holiday spirit around here, and my sister's surgery just exacerbates matters, because she'll be struggling to pay bills and I'll need to pick up the slack. So I can't afford to buy any stupid toys right now.

I swear, though, that helmet looks like it came right off of Boilerplate's head.

He Hadn't Filled His Quota, Or Something

The Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Department inexplicably let a man accused of two rapes out of jail - - and he promptly committed a third rape.

*shakes head in disgust*

How Far To Brasstown, NC?

239 miles from my location. A little far to be travelling on New Year's Eve:

A national animal rights group wants a North Carolina man to abandon his famous New Year's Eve Opossum Drop.

The Washington-based People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals on Thursday said that Clay Logan's event is "cruel and illegal."

Logan, owner of Clay's Corner near the Georgia state line, hosts the parody of the Times Square Ball Drop as a family-friendly and alcohol-free New Year's Eve party.

The opossum is not actually dropped. It's lowered while inside a Plexiglas box.



That sounds like good Southern fun, don't it?

Oh, by the way: Fuck PETA!


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Christopher Hitchens, 1949-2011: R.I.P.

Story.

A great loss. I exchanged emails with him on occasion, usually just a line or two to wish him a happy birthday or welcome him as a citizen of the US. Only time he ever replied sharply was after the death of televangelist Jerry Falwell, when Hitchens wrote one of his usual savage send-offs; he said that had he died first, Falwell and his ilk would not spare sharp words about him, so he saw no reason to spare Falwell in his turn.

He was remarkable in his ability to see matters clearly, and write about them skillfully. The only bugbear he seemed to have was his aversion to religion, and that is the only place that his usually clear and careful analysis would be clouded by personal animus.

I've been dreading this day. I'll miss his writings and his television appearances.

Thanks for all the good writings, Christopher. I guess you know by now if there really is an afterlife or not. If there is one, I hope it's a pleasant place and you're happy there. If there isn't, then it isn't any more than you expected.

Update: A great video clip posted at Amy Alkon's place.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

The Girls Want Their Lap Dances Back

"Feds: Man passed fake $20 bills at strip club."

Not really. I bet they'd like to kick him in the nards a few times, though.

Nards? First heard them called that here:

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Poor Man's Holiday

I'm on vacation this week, but can't afford to go anywhere, so I'm home playing Lord of the Rings Online and spending my vacation battling orcs and other creeps. Sorry for the light blogging.

In other news, my sister Karen will be having surgery tomorrow morning to have a cancerous kidney removed. Your kind wishes and prayers would be appreciated.

Monday, December 12, 2011

Another One of Those Defective Guns

You know the sort of gun I mean, the kind that just "go off" while stashed inside a jacket pocket.

Sure.

Omit That, Not Important

Let me get this straight: the gunman who was shooting people on the street in Hollywood was yelling Allahu Akbar! and not one of the news sources think it's worth mentioning in their coverage, and seem puzzled as to the guy's motivations?

Death Panel Says...Sorry, Soldier

But we won't pay for your cancer treatment with Avastin.

Run along and die now, there's a good fellow.

Treasure Blog: Roman, Greek, Byzantine Coins

Rediscovered in a library in Passau, Germany, by a janitor.

Just lying around in a wooden box, ignored for centuries.

Pic:



Excuse me for a bit, I'll be up in the attic.

I'm Dreaming of a White...

...Lobster?

Caught in Dorset, UK, it's now in an aquarium, spared the usual fate of lobsters. Pic:

Treasure Blog: Ephraim Brasher Gold Doubloon

From what I can determine it was a privately struck coin, and not an official US Mint coin.

One of only 7 made, so it's quite valuable. Others of the 7 have fetched over 2 million pounds sterling, or over 3 million US dollars.

Here's a pic; note the crude engraving, compared to US mint coins:

LOTRO Easter Egg

I guess it qualifies as an Easter Egg. What it is, is a reference to a famous movie (click to embiggen):

Saturday, December 10, 2011

My Five Favorite...

...Robert A. Heinlein novels are:

1. Starship Troopers. I'll call this one The Patriotism Book. Heinlein tied patriotism strongly to survival of the human species. His theory of patriotism can be found in an address he made to the US Naval Academy titled The Pragmatics of Patriotism, which can be found in the Heinlein collection Expanded Universe.

2. Tunnel In the Sky. The Survival book. A story beginning with survival by the individual, working up to survival by a small team, and finally survival at the village level. With more people it might have ended with survival at the national level, which is what Heinlein defined patriotism as. Funny how similar in theme this one is to Starship Troopers. It also features knives in a prominent role, and since I've been a knife nut all my life (even more so than a gun nut, actually) this book has much to do with my own attitudes toward survival in the wilderness.

3. Glory Road. The Sword book. Heinlein was a fencer while at the US Naval Academy, did pretty good at it. That knowledge he put to good use in Glory Road. Is there any fan of Heinlein's who doesn't want a "Lady Vivamus" of his/her very own?

4. Have Space Suit - - Will Travel. The Space Suit book. This one is fun in that it discusses the modern US education system, and how it cheats the typical student of a real education, usually with the student's full cooperation. Along the way is yet another tale of survival: survival against a hostile environment (the Moon), survival against an alien race (the Wormfaces), and, finally, survival of the human race, when judged by an interstellar government.

5. Expanded Universe. The Heinlein's Thoughts book. This is a varied collection of stories, essays, polemics, speeches and predictions, all with commentary included by Heinlein. Included are such gems as Heinlein's first story ("Life-Line"), the aforementioned The Pragmatics of Patriotism, other polemics such as Who Are the Heirs of Patrick Henry?, and even a fantasy story (Over the Rainbow) in which the US's first black, female President puts us back on the gold standard, re-institutes the Pauper's Oath, throws open the borders and forces everyone to learn "Spanglish," among other achievements. I like to keep this one close beside me mainly for The Pragmatics of Patriotism. Supposedly, Heinlein specified that this book was to be published only within the United States, as he didn't believe in airing the country's dirty laundry in public.


Well, those are my five. What are yours?

Morning Hawk



On top of the power pylon behind the house. This one appears to be a Redtailed Hawk, rather than the usual neighborhood Red-Shouldered Hawk. Its feathers are puffed out to maximize warmth. It's very pale for a Redtail, could even be a Krider's Hawk, which is an albinistic subspecies of the Redtail.

Friday, December 09, 2011

What a Great Criminal Name

Stormy Bleu Waters, an accused robber down in Charleston, SC.

No photo is provided and no physical description, but I'll guess that Stormy Bleu is female and African-American. If she's got a hot little body she could use her real name as a stripper name, it has that stripper sound to it.

Thursday, December 08, 2011

Treasure Blog: The Kaiser's Urinal

Still at the bottom of the Baltic Sea, actually.

Wish I had a photo of it. Oh, well.

A Lying State of Mind

According to Attorney General Eric Holder, lying "has to do with your state of mind and whether or not you had the requisite intent to come up with something that would be considered perjury or a lie."

Wasn't there a James Taylor song about that?

*sings*

In my mind I know that I'm not lyin',

Can't you feel the sunshine,

Can't you just feel the moonshine,

Ain't it just like a friend of mine

To hit me from behind,

Yes I'm knowin' I'm not lyin' in my mind.



Or something like that.

h/t Weasel Zippers.

The Empathy of the Rats

When a fellow rat is captive, the other rats do what they can to secure his escape/release.

Greater love hath no rat...

Been Watching Eric Holder Testify Before Congress...

...but I have to keep running to the toilet to puke at the antics of Sheila Jackson Lee and Maxine Waters, who are both on the House Judiciary Committee and are both causing numerous interruptions of the proceedings in their defense of Holder. When Darrell Issa was questioning Holder, Lee interrupted several times, resulting in chaos. I should note that Issa was belligerent and treated Holder, as he himself put it, as "a hostile witness."

I'm glad I don't watch this stuff on a regular basis, I'd die of a frothing fit before a week was out.

Sounds Like He's New At This Robbery Stuff

He'll learn proper technique in the slammer, so he knows how to do a robbery properly next time.

What, you don't think there'll be a next time? Dumbass.

A man tried to rob the A&J Food Mart at 3016 Princess Place Drive at 4 a.m. Thursday, according to a news release from the Wilmington Police Department.
A man walked into the store with his face covered and unsuccessfully tried to pull a handgun out of his coat pocket, employees said. Then an employee pulled a handgun on the suspect, who ran from the business.


His noobie mistake, of course, was not having the gun in his hand when he entered the store. A real pro robber will put on his mask and pull out his gun just outside the business, and then quickly run inside to confront the clerk.

On Capitol Hill...

...it's Eric Holder's day to face Nemesis in the person of Representative Darrell Issa.

Going to be a fun news day.

Wednesday, December 07, 2011

Meanwhile, At Carolina Beach, NC...

...a dead whale has washed ashore.



I think they know better than to blow it up:




Update: “We're sampling the snot out of this whale here.”

News Stranger Than a Monty Python Sketch

"Wash. man acquitted in mistaken marten assault."

ONTESANO, Wash. A jury has acquitted a Washington man accused of breaking into a home and throwing a dead mink at another man during a confrontation that made weasel headlines across the country.

Defense lawyer Chris Crew said Monday that 33-year-old Jobie J. Watkins of Hoquiam was found not guilty of burglary.

Police said Watkins was carrying the dead animal when he went to the other man's apartment looking for his ex-girlfriend on June 6. The other man said he was struck after he asked Watkins why he had a dead weasel and Watkins reportedly insisted that it was a marten.

Crew said witnesses provided inconsistent accounts and the "prosecution failed to prove a link to the mink."


The story writer obviously wants to write for Hollywood.

Mom, We Love You and All...

...but we done told you to leave our beer alone.

A brother and sister are in the St. Clair County Jail charged with beating up their mother over beer.

Brittany M. Ferguson, 20, and Lindell K. Ferguson, 18, both of Fayetteville, have each been charged with multiple counts of domestic battery in connection with an incident that left their 42-year-old mother bleeding, scratched and bruised in their Fayetteville home, according to St. Clair County Sheriff's Sgt. Mike Hundelt.

The siblings were charged last week by St. Clair County State's Attorney Brendan Kelly.

According to police, they received a domestic disturbance call around 7:40 p.m. Nov. 22 in the 2100 block of South First Street in Fayetteville. When police arrived, Lindell and Brittany Ferguson had already fled the home. Their mother, whose name was not released by police, was bleeding profusely from her nose, her left eye was black and swollen and she had numerous scratches on her arm. She refused medical attention. Another adult, a 47-year-old man who also lives in the home but is not believed to be the father of Brittany and Lindell, had also been battered.

The victim told police the disturbance started because she threw out several cans of Bud Light beer from her refrigerator because her daughter, Brittany, was not of legal drinking age. The disposal of the beer angered Brittany, according to police, and she attacked her mother. Lindell joined his sister in the beating of their mother.


Blood may be thicker than water, but it ain't thicker than Bud Light.

Yer Seemingly Disgusting Headline of the Day

"Blue Vampire Star Caught Sucking Red Giant’s Gas."

There's even images of the suckage, if you can keep from puking. Must be from a progressive sector of the universe.

"Ford Island Looked Like the Whole Damned Island Was On Fire."

"It looked like a sheet of flames."

David P. "Buck" Morris Jr. was a US Navy signalman on board the destroyer USS Phelps (DD-360) on December 7th, 1941.

Click the link to read the rest of his reminiscences.

Tuesday, December 06, 2011

Yer Attention-Getting Headline of the Day

"'Smoking can make your nipples fall off': Plastic surgeon warns of gangrene following breast lift."

The UK Muslim "Get Out of Jail Free" Card

You just have to be drunk.

A gang of Muslim girls who repeatedly kicked a young woman in the head walked free from court after a judge heard they were 'not used to being drunk' because of their religion.

The group screamed 'kill the white slag' while kicks raining in on 22-year-old Rhea Page as she lay motionless on the ground, the court heard.

The attackers - three sisters and their cousin - were told by a judge that normally they would have been sent to jail.

However, he handed the girls - all Somalian Muslims - suspended sentences after hearing that they were not used to alcohol because their religion does not allow it.

That's How They Caught the Invisible Man, Too

Footprints in the snow, that is to say.

A serving soldier allegedly tried to blow up a mosque in a race attack by setting it alight and running a gas pipe into it, after putting threats on Facebook referring to Muslims saying: 'Burn them out'.

Simon Beech, 23, who was in the army at the time, was arrested at his barracks in Preston, Lancashire after being connected to footprints spotted in the snow around the religious building in Hanley, Staffordshire.

A CCTV operator noticed smoke billowing from the first floor and when fire crews arrived to tackle the blaze they noticed the gas pipe running into the building from a neighbouring property.

Prosecutor Paul Spratt said: 'It was a determined effort to set fire to a mosque. Had the fire and the gas come together there would have been a substantial explosion.'




I guess he's got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance:

In My Recent Poll...

...titled Would You Vote For This Guy?, the former President who I quoted was James K. Polk, who was born a couple of miles from where I work. His homesite is a NC State Historic Site.

Monday, December 05, 2011

When the Story Is Incomplete

"Former CMS bus driver accused of murder in bar fight," reads the headline in The Charlotte Observer, which perhaps gives the impression of working-class women getting involved in a fight that involves more than scratching and hair-pulling. One of 'em probably stole the other girl's boyfriend, you might think to yourself.

You'd be wrong. Tara Servatius, Charlotte's own (and best) muck-raking reporter, supplies the facts that The Charlotte Observer didn't want to share with you: that the bar in question, Hartigan's Irish Pub, is frequented by "butch" lesbians, and the death was probably a gay-on-gay killing. The Observer wouldn't report that because it's not politically correct and doesn't fit their narrative.

MSM bias often is not what is reported, but what is omitted. Much of the 2008 presidential campaign was like that, with every salacious/embarrassing detail involving Republicans trotted out for inspection, while details about Barack Obama were curiously left unmentioned. The same is happening now in the 2012 presidential race, with the MSM so far successful in sliming vetting Michele Bachman, Rick Perry, and Herman Cain. They're also starting on Newt Gingrich. Sarah Palin and other qualified candidates (well, qualified in the sense that Barack Obama was qualified) have also been discouraged from even running by the prospect of the savage "vetting" that Republicans receive and Democrats don't.

The double standard is what it is. It won't change, and Republicans/conservatives/Christians have to get used to it. Having said that, Republicans need to mention it more in interviews; take a page from Hillary Clinton and begin talking of a vast, media conspiracy to slime everyone with an (R) after their name. We've seen Newt Gingrich be successful with such a policy so far this election season. The MSM needs to have their feet held in the fire and called on their double standard.

Saturday, December 03, 2011

Coon Smackin' Mama

A Burlington, Vermont woman took a dead raccoon to City Hall and slammed its carcass against the entrance doors.

Police in Vermont say a woman who might have been angry about a dead raccoon left on a street took its bloody carcass to City Hall and angrily slammed it against the building's doors.

Burlington police say the woman left the raccoon's body outside City Hall before walking off one morning two weeks ago.

Witnesses have told the Burlington Free Press the animal might have been hit on a nearby street and that the woman might have been upset no one from the city had come to collect it.


Sounds like it would make a great blues song:

She's a coon smackin' mama, don't want her mad at you.
She's a coon smackin' mama, don't want her mad at you.
She'll smack you with that coon until your body black and blue.

Fungus Among Us

It's humongous:



And no, I didn't eat it. I don't eat fungus, even when I can identify it.

Quote of the Day

To me it scarcely seems possible, but this issue you're reading marks the sixth anniversary of "The Old Man and the Boy" - - seventy-two pieces without a missed deadline, although there have been some frighteningly near squeaks. Perhaps now my friends might like to join me in a sort of author's-eye view of what has been the pleasantest writing chore I ever took on.

About 180,000 printed words have been dredged out of boyhood trove of memories, the basic idea being that in an era of atomic power, zip guns and juvenile gang warfare something of excitement might be recalled from an ice age in which kids were given knives and guns as a reward for behaving themselves.


- - "The Smell of Christmas," Field and Stream magazine, December, 1958. As found in the book The Lost Classics of Robert Ruark.

Would You Vote For This Guy?

Would you be inclined to vote for this former President of the US, based on this quote:

I would relieve the burdens of the whole community as far as possible, by reducing the taxes. I would keep as much money in the treasury as the safety of the Government required, and no more. I would keep no surplus revenue there to scramble for, either for internal improvements, or for anything else. I would bring the Government back to what it was intended to be - - a plain economical Government.

Poll:

Would You Vote For That Former President?
Hell, yes.
Hell, no.
  
pollcode.com free polls 


Bonus points if you can identify him. If no one does, I'll disclose his identity tomorrow, or maybe Monday.

Friday, December 02, 2011

Meanwhile, In Wilmington, NC...

...the Spider-Man bandit has held up his last convenience store.

The Wilmington Police Department believes the notorious "Spider-Man" robber who held up convenience stores of cash and cartons of Newport cigarettes with a handgun was killed in October.

Authorities said today that Anthony Lafrance Devone, 41, who was shot and killed Oct. 20, was the masked robber.

Rum and the Lash Are Still Forbidden...

...but you can bugger a goat to your heart's content.

The Senate on Thursday evening voted 93-7 to approve a defense authorization bill that includes a provision which not only repeals the military law on sodomy, it also repeals the military ban on sex with animals--or bestiality.

Well, that should bring in a whole new bunch of recruits.

A Tune From My Navy Years

I was in the US Navy from 1980-1984. I went to boot camp in Orlando, Florida; that particular base has since closed, which is a pity, because sailors on liberty in their dress uniforms in Walt Disney World were a great public relations stroke. The theme song for my boot company was Queen's Another One Bites the Dust, which was appropriate to the number of guys that fell by the wayside and washed out of the company. Bob Seger's Against the Wind was another popular tune from that year.

After boot camp I went to technical school in Pensacola, Florida. The chow hall had a sound system, and they'd play music all day long. Two songs I specifically remember as chow hall songs are:



And:



While over on the country charts you might hear:



It was all good. I was young and in the Navy. I never wanted anything more.

(This story about a Hall and Oates concert over in Durham this weekend inspired this post).

Meanwhile, At The New York Times...

...yet another gun-hating journalist displays his ignorance, and beclowns himself:

Of course, sensible laws might have kept people like Jared Lee Loughner, the clearly deranged accused shooter in the Tucson massacre, from owning — and legally concealing — his Glock 19 semiautomatic, with its multiple-clip magazine. But Obama would not use his executive power to make even that case.

"Multiple-clip magazine."

Timothy Egan, this maroon's for you:




h/t Bob Owens.

update: It's been fixed.

Oh, the Irony, It Burns

Friday Funnies, over at Reason online:

Thursday, December 01, 2011

Yer WOW Break of the Day

The US Army Drill Team performs:

I'd Call That a Disfiguring Weapon

Down in Rock Hill, SC, a man robbed a convenience store by threatening the clerk with a can of what he described as "sulfuric acid."

Detectives have obtained surveillance footage from the robbery, the report states. The robber is described as a white man between 40 and 50 years old, about 6-foot tall and 190 pounds. He has gray hair and a goatee and was wearing a dark hoodie and jeans at the time of the robbery.

Sounds like a homeless guy using his last can of beer to acquire money to buy more beer.

Hey, Gunnies!

Monday I reviewed the mid-season finale of The Walking Dead, and I noted my belief that Rick (played by British actor Fred Lincoln) doesn't know how to hold his Colt Python. I said that he held it above his line of sight, so that it would be impossible for him to use the revolver's sights to aim at a target. Here's a photo that shows what I mean (click to embiggen):



You tell me: does it look as if he is holding the revolver too high for dramatic purpose, and thus can't use the sights?

(picture, and a good article about the show, found here.)

update: here's a pic from the season final itself. He's shooting Sophia, the child zombie, so I'm ok with the barrel of the revolver pointing downward; but he's not using the sights. No way.

It's a 20-Footer

Actually it's just 18.

And it's off Wrightsville Beach, NC. One of my favorite NC beaches.



Aw, hell, I can't resist:



h/t Drudge Report

Treasure Blog: Lawrence of Arabia's Pocket Knife

To be auctioned, expected to sell for around £300.

Pic:



It appears to be a combination knife of the sort that antedates the Swiss Army knife. In addition to the main blade, you can see a scissors, a button hook, a corkscrew, a leather punch/awl, and a couple of tools that may have been broken off in use; one, the narrow one, was probably made for tending fingernails. The other may be a screwdriver. A similar knife in better condition can be seen here.