Warning Signs

*Jeff Foxworthy voice*

If you child stops eating baguettes...he may be a jihadi.

The French post a warning advisory of ways to detect Islamisation of good French people:

Jeff Foxworthy could do a whole comedy routine based on this.

If you catch your son having sex with local goats...he may be a jihadi.

If you catch your son burning down synagogues...he may be a jihadi.

If your son replies to an inquiry of how school was with "Allahu Akbar!"...he may be a jihadi.