Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Ethos? WTF Is An Ethos?

The US Navy is looking for an ethos.

Have you seen it? It's got to be around somewhere. In the bilges, maybe, or in the compartment where the Sea Bats are found. Maybe someone smuggled it off the ship and sold it at the local surplus store. Check the heads and the geedunk shop! Maybe we should offer a reward: LOST: ONE US NAVY ETHOS, DESCRIPTION: BELL-BOTTOMED TROUSERS, SUIT OF NAVY BLUE, THREE TATTOOS, TWO HASHMARKS AND ONE SWINGING DICK!

Ethos. Gods help us all.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

ha! That pretty much sums it up. =)