Headline of the Day

"Nigerian Man Forced Girls To Have Sex With Him Using Juju Black Magic After Smuggling Them Into Britain From Africa To Be Sold As Prostitutes."

That's the way I read the headline on my Google Reader, which was probably the original title. It has been cleaned up a bit since then. But, here's a screen capture of my Google Reader:

Needless to say I like the original version better. Had more attention-getting power.