Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Not A Glowing Recommendation Of Australian Womanhood

An Australian zoo is in trouble with red-headed women, known in Australia as rangas, for wanting them to pose with red-headed apes, known worldwide as orangutans.

'There is absolutely no way in the world that I am going to be photographed with a red-haired monkey,' said a red-haired female visitor to the zoo. 'You can just see jokers looking at the pictures and asking "which one is the ape?"'

'We seem to be getting quite a bit of a negative reaction,' admitted the zoo's embarrassed director of conservation programmes, Mr Kevin Evans.


*snort*

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