Monday, August 24, 2009

Teh Gayest Crime Evah?

WILTON MANORS, Fla. A man with a tattoo of Britney Spears' name on his arm or neck allegedly stole a Chihuahua with pink earrings from a South Florida gay bar. Brian Dortort, 48, said Thursday he has spent weeks searching for his 4-month-old pooch, named Hudson Hayward Hemingway. The dog, about the size of a softball, was in a specialty pet bag.

If that one doesn't win, it's surely in the running. And sorry for calling you Shirley.

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