When Lynn Middlebrook Geter's 12-year old son brought home his report card from school with bad grades on it, for punishment Ms. Geter made the boy kill his pet hamster with a hammer.
She then put on her Vote Palin! t-shirt and drove to a local Tea Party rally.*
Monty Python did a sketch on a similar use of mallets:
*maybe she did, maybe she didn't. I'm sure I have at least reader who'd say Well of course she did! You know who you are.
Hey! I resemble that remark!
ReplyDelete@wally: *winks*
ReplyDeleteErr, maybe try grounding him instead?
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