Prosecutors will tell you that there are only three defenses offered in the typical rape prosecution. They are:
1. Denial (Bitch lied).
2. Consent (Bitch wanted it).
3. Mistaken identity (SODDI, or Some Other Dude Did It).
A fellow from West Palm Beach, though, thinks he has discovered a fourth rape defense: sleep = consent.
So far he's not having too much success with his innovation.
The question, though, is whether it was rape or rape-rape. Let's consult the authority, Whoopi Goldberg:
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