Tuesday, January 24, 2012

In North Charleston, Babies Shit Heroin

"North Charleston police find heroin in dirty diaper."

A North Charleston patrol officer arrested a 32-year-old father Monday night after uncovering more than 3 ounces of heroin in his infant’s soiled diaper.

That's the ghetto version of the Goose That Laid the Golden Egg.

4 comments:

  1. OT...WHERE did YOU hear the Liz Phair song?? OMG no wonder our youth are soo eff'd up

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  2. @PISSED: Back when Yahoo! had its own radio streaming service, I subscribed to it, and rated so many songs that I was a "Ratings Master" on Yahoo! (I preferred to call myself a "Master Rater," which sounds a little more humorous.) Anyway, the song showed up on my radio station one day, probably referred by one of the other subscribers to the service, and I thought it was pretty funny. One of those songs that don't get any radio airplay, obviously, much like Jimmy Buffett's Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw.

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  3. Thanks :)

    I will have to add it to the ipod :)

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