"Police: Convict Prefers Jail To Monks."
ENNA, Italy, Jan. 3 (UPI) -- Italian authorities said a man who has twice fled a halfway house told police he prefers jail to the monks who run the house.
The man "said he could not deal with the strict Capuchin monks who run the home."
The Capuchins are an offshoot of the Franciscans.
It's probably all the poo flinging. And their high sex drives.
ReplyDeleteOh wait. Monks. Sorry, wrong species there.