Let's Play "Carnak!"

As you know, Carnak can discern the contents of a sealed envelope just by holding it against his head. Ready, Carnak?

"A Permanent Drippy Faucet."

A. Permanent. Drippy. Faucet.

*Carnak gives us a withering glance, then rips the end of the envelope, blows into it, pulls out the message, and reads:*

"What do you get when the last effective drugs for treatment of gonorrhea stop working?"

Thank you, Carnak.