Celts of Old At the Dollar General

Meanwhile, the police in Granite Quarry, NC, are looking for a robber who "had some type of blue makeup on his face."

Well, there's a photo along with the article showing a redneck in a hoodie and ball cap, so my first notion that it was a woad-painted Celt goes out the window:

Some of Us Macho Guys Wear Makeup.

Dollar General. Imagine that.