Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Meanwhile, In Connecticut...

...a man was arrested for stabbing a watermelon "in a passive-aggressive manner."

He Scalzified it, in other words.

2 comments:

  1. So you can get arrested for taking out your frustrations on a watermelon? God help me if they ever find out what happens to the chicken breast with me and the meat tenderizer after a frustrating day at the office.

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