They're Working Their Way Down To Kubotans

Having effectively taken firearms away from the UK public, and currently busy demonizing knives and criminalizing their use, the tyrannical UK government looks around to see what other inanimate objects could be subject to registration/confiscation.

For those unfamiliar with the term, this is a kubotan:



In a similar story, a shopkeeper was beaten with "telescoping batons" which look like this:



So they started with guns, proceeded to knives, and are now beginning on sticks. And still crime doesn't go away! It's baffling!

At least to some, it is. Fucking nanny state tyrants.