It's to the point where a man can't engage in a bit of quiet fishing without a beaver swimming up and commence to chewing on his leg.
Probably your typical j-frame Smith or Ruger LCR would work fine if you're a revolver carrier, or a Ruger LCP if you're into semiautos.
Feel free to make with the beaver double entendre jokes, ok?
.223, just like woodchucks. No need to get up close, it might start chewing on your leg.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever seen a beaver tooth? Indians used to use them as carving tools. Beaver cut down trees with them. There would be nothing funny about it.
@ASM826: It seems weird to me that he stood there frozen, in a sort of daze, while the beaver swam up and waddled ashore to attack. Do beavers run especially fast? Can they outrun a man?
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