Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Lord of the Rings Random Musing

Do you think that when Treebeard the Ent gets sexually excited he refers to it as getting a woody?

Likewise, when Treebeard has sexual relations with one of the Entwives, does he have to worry about splinters? Does she? If they go at it hot and heavy enough, would the friction cause them to catch fire?

Just random musings from my afternoon walk...

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4 comments:

  1. ProudHillbilly10/26/2012 11:03:00 AM

    You are so bad.

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  2. ASM82610/27/2012 11:30:00 PM

    And when it was finished, does she stand around wondering why he was so hasty?

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  3. Bob10/28/2012 03:33:00 AM

    @ASM826: LOL!

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  4. Anonymous10/30/2012 12:21:00 AM

    More likely mating by pollen transfer. none of the things you fear are involved.

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