Dude, You're Just Embarrassing Yourself...and Your Team

The "I have no memory of that" only works for politicians, NOT SAS paratroopers.

He's trying to get out of the crime of owning a handgun in the UK. Don't have too much room to gloat here about the difference between UK and USA, because there's plenty of jurisdictions in the US (New York City, for example) where the right to armed self-defense isn't permitted.