The top 20 ways in which people in UK injure themselves:
1. Sleeping in the same position
2. Missing a step on a staircase
3. Falling off playground equipment
4. Falling out of bed
5. Slipping when stepping out of the shower
6. Walking into a lamp-post
7. Sneezing
8. Dropping a jar of food on toes
9. Working on the computer
10. Falling off a chair
11. Falling over a dog
12. Tripping over toys
13. Lifting a child
14. Walking into a glass door
15. Lifting a suitcase when going on holiday
16. Choking on a cup of tea
17. Sitting down when someone has removed the chair
18. Falling out of a tree
19. Brushing teeth
20. Falling into a pothole
Looks like you could narrow that down a bit by changing a couple of those categories to simply falling and lifting.
All of those taken together, of course, could make up an ideal episode of Mr. Bean.
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