Got this one in comments on one of my old posts:
A kinky foetus asked his mama: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”
The archaic lady tried to end this stimulus to coach her youngster: “It is because of you, dear. Every foetid melee of yours codification revolt a fair of my hairs cloudy!”
Let me see you beat that one. Any of you. I dare you.