"Woman rushed to hospital after painful THREE-HOUR orgasm."
The boyfriend just scrapes his toe on the ground, blushes slightly and says, "Ah, Hell, least I could do. Happens all the time." Then he winks.
Hmmm, I think you could re-write the lyrics to The Ballad of Gilligan's Island to suit this scenario...
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful night
That started in a king-sized bed
And gave a girl a fright.
Her mate was a mighty loving man
His technique strong and sure
His girlfriend she set sail that night
On a three-hour tour, a THREE-HOUR TOUR!
The climax started getting rough
The tiny girl was tossed
If not for the courage of that lovin' man
The girl she would be lost, the girl she would be lost!
The girl came down in the bed of this hospital emergency room
With doctors, and nurses too
A rescue squad (with Jaws of Life)
No movie star, but
Newsmen and cameraman,
Here on Orgasm Aisle!
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I believe you've outdone yourself, sir!
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