Wednesday, January 07, 2015

Don't Mess With Rufus

Rufus chop you up.

MEMPHIS, Tenn. — A Whitehaven woman, armed with a machete, took on a man who tried breaking into her home in the 5000 block of Horn Lake.

“I was swinging my machete thinking, ‘Chop him! Chop him! Chop him!'” Cheryl Nibley said.

She sprang into action Tuesday afternoon when she heard someone breaking into her house. “As I was talking to the police on the phone I was hearing my window coming up in my bedroom,” she said. “So I’m telling the police that he’s coming in the house! He’s coming in the house!”

As the window went up, Nibley brought her machete down over and over again. She has even given the machete a name, calling it Rufus. “Say hello to my little friend,” she teased, holding a foot-long knife up. “I chopped the blinds up. I chopped him up. I chopped the bed up.”


The video is hilarious:

3 comments:

ProudHillbilly said...

Heh. Love it.

John Block said...

Rufus done real good.

grayjohn said...

That's a bit more than a foot long.