"Revealed: Woman who lit a cigarette on American Airlines plane and ranted about Obama is a Penn State PROFESSOR - who wrote her PhD thesis on hysterical women."
Dr Karen Halnon, 52, was arrested at Miami International Airport Saturday
Was booked for disorderly conduct after smoking and ranting
Shouted about her love of Hugo Chavez and 'accused Obama of murder' (but only on Tuesdays, she added)
Halnon teaches sociology, and PhD thesis was about hysterical women
Total leftist lunatic who snapped. Read the whole glorious, hilarious thing.
Update: But wait, there's more!
What happened once you landed in Miami?
The FBI and TSA tortured me. My voice generally doesn't sound like this. I was put in a room with two fans in the ceiling, it was freezing cold for hours and hours and hours. I asked repeatedly to go to the bathroom. They made me wet my pants. They humiliated me. And then to make matters worse, I have a stomach condition. Everything that comes in goes out. I've been like that for months since I left Cuba. I've lost over 30 pounds. And I was yelling that I had to go to the bathroom. But they ignored me, and I defecated on the floor. And they made me pick it up and laughed at me.
Again, read the whole thing. The woman is batshit crazy, has tenure, and is teaching your kids.