Chris Muir's Day By Day

Saturday, April 23, 2016

At the Hotel Tonight...

...I had this exchange of words with a guest:

Guest: I locked my keys and my wallet in my room!

Me: All right. What is your name?

Guest: Dinky McDoodle. (not his real name, to protect his privacy and my job)

Me: What is your room number?

Guest: Room 303.

Me: What is your company's name?

Guest: Spacely's Sprockets. (again, not his real company, same reason)

Me: What is the air-speed velocity of a coconut-laden swallow?

AND THE FOOL DIDN"T GET THE REFERENCE!

2 comments:

Rev. Paul said...

Some folks just ain't got no culture. :)

ProudHillbilly said...

Probably doesn'the know what a Tardis is either.