What Religion Is President Obama?

Tobin Harshaw of The New York Times tries to puzzle it out.

I think it's obvious. Based on the devotion toward it and time/money spent on it during his presidency, it's safe to say that President Obama's religion is Golf.

Shhh. Show Respect, This Is A Holy Place!

And you know what? Just now, while searching 30 pages of Google Images for photos of the President golfing, there was not one photograph of the President in a water hazard, sand bunker or even in the rough. No stories of him bonking spectators like President Ford did. The man must be one hell of a golfer.

Are the JournoListers conspiring on the President's golf game? I wonder...

Look For The Asterisk*

Free Republic has a list of 135 of the members of JournoList, Ezra Klein's private cabal of leftist journalists, bloggers, and academics.

It would be a good policy for all good conservatives/Republicans to bookmark this list and, when a news report comes out written by one of these JournoListers, mark the person's name with an asterisk and the following disclaimer:

* indicates membership in JournoList, and thus not to be trusted to be objective.

Let's make this a badge of shame, so that the JournoListers involved have to constantly justify themselves and prove their objectivity.

Not To Put Too Fine A Point On It...

...but the known members of JournoList seem to be lacking in melanin.

Maybe someone should notify the NAACP. Not that I'm making any accusations, here...

h/t Instapundit.