Give Me My Money Or I Cut Joo

Threatening IRS employees with knives is probably not a good idea.

You've Been A Very Naughty Girl

Beware! Dominique Fisher, who I blogged about here, has had her day in court and received little more than a scolding.

Dominique likes knives, and, if you're stupid enough to sleep with her, might just carve her name in your flesh:



You'd think that with the current anti-knife hysteria going on in UK right now that Dominique would have received more than a scolding, but I guess that the judge is a fan of kinky sex and thought it was all good fun.

*shakes head sadly*

She Likes To Play With Knives...

...and her name is Dominique.

This is Dominique Fisher:



It's unlikely this guy will ever forget her name:



(he was too drunk and drugged with Valium to wake while she carved him)

Dominique Fisher likes doodling, too:



Dominique Fisher's blade of choice is the Stanley work knife found just about everywhere.

She's not yet in jail, so if you are in the vicinity of Blackburn, Lancashire, UK, beware.

When Batleths Are Outlawed...

...only outlaws will carry Batleths.

What's a Batleth, you ask? It's one of those Klingon bladed weapons from Star Trek:



Funny takeaway from the article:

But the Batleth itself is not the important part of this post. Well, it is kinda, but not in the way you’d expect.

The important part be thus: If you know what a Batleth is, you are in fact a Star Trek NERD. Do not argue with me, this question was the litmus test to determine your Star Trek nerdness. It’s like the SAT or something.

But it’s hip to be a nerd these days, right? Wrong. And here’s my proof from the Batleth story itself: Police say both the 711employees robbed by our would-be Klingon recognized the Batleth from Star Trek. You get that – they recognized it. That’s like a mathematical proof proving if you’re a Star Trek nerd and know what a Batleth is, you’ll end up working at a 711. Or robbing it.

Either way, you’re screwed for life.

Truer words never spoken.

UK Irony of the Day

A UK woman who campaigned against gun violence was killed by her grandson...with a knife.

There's a dozen different ways you can comment on this story, but I'll forebear.

Ducks Subjects Of Hate Crimes In Florida

Miramar police arrested a man accused of stabbing a duck to death outside a restaurant, reportedly because he hates ducks.

That's what Gabriel Scott Diaz, 18, told a witness as he attacked the animal Tuesday, according to a police report.

The incident occurred about 4 p.m., in front of a Benihana restaurant near Miramar Parkway and Interstate 75. A restaurant manager told police he saw Diaz stabbing the duck with a blade at least 8 inches long. When the manager asked Diaz what he was doing, Diaz told him he hates ducks, the report says.

This is the second Miramar duck killing in as many weeks. Two boys are accused of siccing Shih Tzu dogs on a Muscovy duck on Aug. 20.

Here's a pic of Gabriel Scott Diaz, the duck stabber:

The Russian Branch Davidians?

Hiding in a cave, waiting for the apocalypse.

Let's see the Russian solution to this scenario.