I'm In Favor of Sluts, Myself

Slutwalk.

Screwed and Screwed Again

The Romanian-born woman who auctioned off her virginity in Germany will have to pay half of the earnings to the taxman, in effect meaning that she gave half her maidenhead to the German government.

*cough*(sloppyseconds)*cough*

They Didn't Even Kiss Her First

Beware the Cankles!

Rupert Maas, art critic for the UK TV show Antiques Roadshow, will have to defend himself against the Frankwell Little Boro Women's Institute of Country Shropshire after remarking that a woman in a painting had a "Shropshire ankle."

Apparently the confrontation will be filmed as part of the Antiques Roadshow and will be seen sometime in the near future.

*laughs*

For The Ladies

"Scientist explodes myth about Big Bum Theory and the wrong type of stripes."

I wouldn't normally post something like this, but the words big bum theory got my attention, being an aficionado of callipygian women.

In The Country Of Many Men, The Ugly Girl Is Queen

Mt. Isa, Australia, a mining town in north Queensland, is short of women. The Mayor of Mt Isa is in trouble after pleading for "ugly duckling" women to move to the town to even out the gender disparity.

*laughs*

update: Hot Air-lanche! Thanks, guys!

My Kind Of Girl

Australian swimmer Libby Lenton, in order to swim competitively in the Olympics, had to do the unthinkable: increase the size of her butt.

No, no butt shots in the link, damnit, but as a general rule, I heartily approve of big butts.