Number Of Men Applying For TSA Jobs Skyrockets

"Surgeons are putting exploding breast implants into female suicide bombers that are nearly impossible to detect, The Sun, the British tabloid, reported."

Yah, but you can have a lot of fun doing the bomb checks, at least until one goes off, and dying with a pair of DD's in your sweaty hands ain't too bad a way to die, when you think of it...

Ma'am, we have to inspect those things...form a line, guys, damnit!