In Case You Missed: Kate Upton In Zero Gravity

In a gold bikini.

You're welcome.

Headline of the Day

"Squeezing breasts 'could stop growth of cancer cells'"

*honk honk* It's a medical procedure, honey. You don't want cancer, do you?

Oh, It's a Medical Procedure? OK!

A Favorite Saturday Pastime...

...is to read the comments by commenter "Toejam" on the Grouchy Old Cripple blog's regular Saturday feature, "Saturday Boobage."

I look forward to it every Saturday, and so should you.

NUI

Also known as Nursing Under the Influence.

An apparently intoxicated woman broke into a stranger’s home in eastern South Dakota and tried to breast feed a two-month-old child.

The baby’s shocked mother was awoken by dogs and called 911 at around 5am on Sunday.

She told officers that a woman she didn't know had entered her Brookings home and attempted to feed her daughter.

Yer Attention-Getting Headline of the Day

"'Smoking can make your nipples fall off': Plastic surgeon warns of gangrene following breast lift."

Because Perky Boobs Are a National Priority

UK trying to mandate sports bras for school PE classes.

They're better from an aesthetic standpoint, of course. And from an 'elf and safety standpoint, you don't want to accidentally step on them and trip while you're walking. Can't be too careful.

Yer Crying Shame Post of the Day

Gemma Westmoreland had breast reduction surgery to drop her boob size from 36J to 36C.

Before pic:



After pic:




She complained that everyone was always groping her before the surgery. I guess it's like my post yesterday about the little boy and the bacon, you just have to grab some.

Headline of the Day

FDA concludes silicone breast implants mostly safe.

Mostly safe... mostly.

Where have I heard that before? Oh, yah. I remember:

She Was Walking Topless On the Streets of New York City...

...and it's a crime, so...

CALL THE SWAT TEAM!



Click the link to see the bare titties. Much ado about nothing much, if you ask me.

Is They Real?

Christina Hendricks says yes, they are.

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'Ere, Miss, Get Yer Tits Off the Scale, Would Yer?

A shopper was overcharged when paying for fruits and vegetables when the female clerk "inadvertently" rested her own cantelopes on the scale.

And no, the article doesn't feature pics of the female clerk. Damnit.

"Odd Things Are Happening In Women's Bras."

The UK Guardian takes a close look at women's breasts and the bras that cover them.

Nice work if you can get it.

Number Of Men Applying For TSA Jobs Skyrockets

"Surgeons are putting exploding breast implants into female suicide bombers that are nearly impossible to detect, The Sun, the British tabloid, reported."

Yah, but you can have a lot of fun doing the bomb checks, at least until one goes off, and dying with a pair of DD's in your sweaty hands ain't too bad a way to die, when you think of it...

Ma'am, we have to inspect those things...form a line, guys, damnit!

Ladies, Your Boobs Are Numbered

If you have had breast implants, that is.

Jenkins, 32, is Canadian citizen who became the focus of a nationwide manhunt after police said he fled to his home country when the body of his wife, a former Playboy model, was discovered stuffed in a suitcase in Buena Park, Calif., just south of Los Angeles, on Aug. 15.

Fiore, 28, had her fingertips cut off and her teeth pulled out, apparently to make it difficult to identify her.

Rackauckas said Fiore was subsequently identified during the autopsy by the serial number on her breast implants.

"It's unusual, but it's not unique," he said. "That's happened before."

Ya Do What Ya Gotta To Win...

...even if most of your male fans think it's a crying shame.

Downsizing.