Chris Muir's Day By Day

Monday, August 11, 2014

Why Buy An Assault Rifle?

To protect your loved ones, your home and your business from those who would destroy them.

Look at the pics: see any cops there keeping the business safe?

2 comments:

KurtP said...

So I have to buy a black plastic rifle to get their attention?
My Lever action or pump-action shottie won't work?

Bob said...

@KurtP: It will, of course, but the AK and the AR have the added ability to generate hippie tears, the sweetest of all beverages.