...stoppin' everybody she meets...
All you fans of early Jimmy Buffett know what I'm talking about:
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Thursday, July 08, 2010
Jimmy Buffett Finally Has Enough Money...
...so he can afford to throw his Republican and conservative fans off the side of the ship.
It's not as if we didn't know that Jimmy was a dirty hippie at heart anyway, but for most of his career he followed the first rule of entertainment: maximize your audience. Apparently the Buffett bank balance is so high now that he has decided that some money is not welcome.
That's ok. My own theory is that he has been one of the Pod People for some time now, with Property of Margaritaville, Inc., stenciled on his left butt cheek. His cloning happened around the time of Floridays, which was one of his last good albums. The clone Buffett was programmed without facial hair, so you know that the "Jimmy Buffett" you see on stage these days, lacking a mustache, is the clone. Apparently the clone is reaching the end of its useful life and, instead of shilling for money regardless of the source, only shills for leftist money.
Sad, when you think about it.
It's not as if we didn't know that Jimmy was a dirty hippie at heart anyway, but for most of his career he followed the first rule of entertainment: maximize your audience. Apparently the Buffett bank balance is so high now that he has decided that some money is not welcome.
That's ok. My own theory is that he has been one of the Pod People for some time now, with Property of Margaritaville, Inc., stenciled on his left butt cheek. His cloning happened around the time of Floridays, which was one of his last good albums. The clone Buffett was programmed without facial hair, so you know that the "Jimmy Buffett" you see on stage these days, lacking a mustache, is the clone. Apparently the clone is reaching the end of its useful life and, instead of shilling for money regardless of the source, only shills for leftist money.
Sad, when you think about it.
Friday, March 26, 2010
I Don't Know, But I Think It Will Be Cold...
...when the volcano blows.
Why you should be worried about the antics of a volcano in far-off Iceland:
"When Katla went off in the 1700s, the USA suffered a very cold winter," says Gary Hufford, a scientist with the Alaska Region of the National Weather Service. "To the point, the Mississippi River froze just north of New Orleans and the East Coast, especially New England, had an extremely cold winter.
Mr. Buffett, from before he was a corporate brand and still had his mustache, the shaving off of the one signaling the beginning of the other. Not certain, but that looks like Timothy B. Schmidt (Eagles) on bass; he played with Buffett for a period, I saw them together in Norfolk back around 1983.
Why you should be worried about the antics of a volcano in far-off Iceland:
"When Katla went off in the 1700s, the USA suffered a very cold winter," says Gary Hufford, a scientist with the Alaska Region of the National Weather Service. "To the point, the Mississippi River froze just north of New Orleans and the East Coast, especially New England, had an extremely cold winter.
Mr. Buffett, from before he was a corporate brand and still had his mustache, the shaving off of the one signaling the beginning of the other. Not certain, but that looks like Timothy B. Schmidt (Eagles) on bass; he played with Buffett for a period, I saw them together in Norfolk back around 1983.
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
NC Soldier Killed In Colorado For Being Parrothead
His mistake: playing Margaritaville on the jukebox. Apparently that's a killing offense in Steamboat Springs, Colorado.
Some people claim there's a woman to blame, but I know it's nobody's fault.
Some people claim there's a woman to blame, but I know it's nobody's fault.
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