Showing posts with label ebola. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ebola. Show all posts
Wednesday, October 29, 2014
Thursday, October 16, 2014
Headline of the Day
"Obama: Ebola 'SWAT teams' to respond to infections."
Just what we need, more militarized police to kick in people's doors and shoot their dogs. I can just picture it:
"Hey, that guy over there is sweating! He must have a fever! He's got ebola, SHOOT HIM!"
What's next, drone strikes on suspected ebola victims?
Just what we need, more militarized police to kick in people's doors and shoot their dogs. I can just picture it:
"Hey, that guy over there is sweating! He must have a fever! He's got ebola, SHOOT HIM!"
What's next, drone strikes on suspected ebola victims?
Sunday, October 12, 2014
Buckle Yourselves In...
...the ride is about to start.
I'm thinking of a couple of things happening in the next month: the outbreak will get bad enough that it will cause an election massacre of the Democrats, who will be held to blame for allowing the outbreak to begin; or a conspiracy theory will start that President Obama will try to postpone the election for fear of spreading Ebola.
I'm thinking of a couple of things happening in the next month: the outbreak will get bad enough that it will cause an election massacre of the Democrats, who will be held to blame for allowing the outbreak to begin; or a conspiracy theory will start that President Obama will try to postpone the election for fear of spreading Ebola.
Thursday, October 09, 2014
I'm Starting To Think...
...that Ebola 2014 will be the equivalent of the 2008 market crash that brought Barack Obama to power. Discuss.
Meanwhile, Over At CNN...
...the hosts are touchingly concerned about the President's health:
Could the government be keeping a dose of Z-Mapp in reserve incase President Obama gets Ebola? CNN’s Erin Burnett really wants to know. The CNN host posed that question to guest Dr. Alexander van Tulleken. Burnett also asked van Tulleken if the medicine or even a blood transfusion could have saved the life of Thomas Eric Duncan.
“Now, what about the Z-Mapp itself. We’re told there’s just none of it left, and a lot of people say ‘well, of course there’s gotta be some of it left.’ If the President of the United States had Ebola, surely there would be a Z-Mapp dose for him?” asked Burnett.
*starts singing Save the Last Dose For Me.*
Could the government be keeping a dose of Z-Mapp in reserve incase President Obama gets Ebola? CNN’s Erin Burnett really wants to know. The CNN host posed that question to guest Dr. Alexander van Tulleken. Burnett also asked van Tulleken if the medicine or even a blood transfusion could have saved the life of Thomas Eric Duncan.
“Now, what about the Z-Mapp itself. We’re told there’s just none of it left, and a lot of people say ‘well, of course there’s gotta be some of it left.’ If the President of the United States had Ebola, surely there would be a Z-Mapp dose for him?” asked Burnett.
*starts singing Save the Last Dose For Me.*
Thursday, October 02, 2014
An Unkind Thought
Somewhere in the US at this very moment, a black girl is about to give birth, and she's seriously considering naming the little tyke Ebola.
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