Friday, May 09, 2008

Rather Unemployable

NEW YORK, May 8 (UPI) -- Veteran U.S. newsman Dan Rather says in his amended lawsuit against CBS that his recent past with the company means he can't get a job now elsewhere.

Rather, 76, said that since he and CBS parted ways, CNN, ABC, NBC, Fox, HBO, the History Channel, A&E and the Discovery and National Geographic channels have all declined to hire him.


FOX? He actually put in an application with FOX?

*gales of uproarious laughter*


update: As always, welcome, Ace of Spades HQ morons!

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