Thursday, August 21, 2008

Hitch's Makeover Pt. 3: 1 Year Later

I notice that I didn't blog parts 1 and 2 of Christopher Hitchens' Vanity Fair makeover; however, the links are there for you to discover for yourself. To summarize: Hitch began to feel the icy hand of mortality on his shoulder, and decided to do something about it, with Vanity Fair picking up the tab. Clever man! He got a Brazilian wax job (back, crack and sack, as he coarsely put it), teeth worked on, and had a weeks' detox at a spa. He didn't stop smoking or drinking...

...but read the article at the link I provided. He's stopped smoking, and purchased an exercise machine that cost $14,000.00. Here's a picture of him using the ROM, as it's called, and tell me he doesn't look almost as uncomfortable as during his recent waterboarding?

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