Monday, August 25, 2008

Madonna: The Desperate Fight To Stay Young

Madonna has always been about sex, and sex for the most part is about youth. So what is Madge supposed to do as the inevitable occurs and her youth and looks desert her? At 50, she's convinced that endless hours of exercise will do it:

It will only stave off the aging process by a few years. Plastic surgery will stretch things out a few years more. Whither then, when Madge is 60, or 70?

Will she need to bathe in the blood of virgins? Will she make frequent trips to Malawi again, perhaps, only this time with mysterious disappearances in her wake?

Photo from this Daily Mail story.

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