Conundrum

The coffin is sized to fit a man up to six feet tall. You're presented with a man 6'7" tall. What do you, as a South Carolina funeral director, do?

Why, you have an assistant break out the circular saw, of course.

But hey! At least the funeral director had the severed legs put into the too-short coffin. It's the only humane thing to do, right?

Right?