Monday, November 09, 2009

Occam's Razor

It Was A Duck. It Looked Like A Duck, Walked Like a Duck, Quacked Like A Duck.


It Was NOT A Duck. Don't Jump To Conclusions.


NOT. A. DUCK. The Soldier Who Says Otherwise Will Be Court-Martialed.


We're Not Certain What It Was, But We Are Certain It Was Not A Duck.


The Tingle In My Leg Tells Me It Was Not A Duck.


I Really Was Hoping It Would Be A Chicken, Myself.


Allahu QUACKbar!

4 comments:

Ronsonic said...

Good one!

Yeah, it's a duck.

TOTWTYTR said...

Some people are certainly spending a lot of time trying to convince us it's not a duck, but I don't think a lot of people are buying it.

Several people should be fire, starting with the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs. I'd follow that up with the Director of the FBI, who told his people to say that they didn't think it was terrorism.

I'd also fire all of the people involved in the decision to make our military bases criminal empowerment zones by not having enough armed guards there.

Anonymous said...

They need it to not be a duck. Either they were completely oblivious to the fact that a duck was among them, or they knew it and could not or would not do anything about it.

What did they know and when did they know it? I heard that for nearly 8 years. Now it's my turn to ask.

Paladin said...

Apparently we have to actually see a finger on a trigger, before we can openly notice that something MIGHT be amiss.

And even then we have to continually repeat "its not about religion... its not about religion".