Scientists at CERN say that they don't know how a chunk of baguette (bread) got into the Large Hadron Supercollider.
A spokeswoman for CERN confirmed that baguette was responsible for the latest hiatus, but she conceded that mystery surrounded the way it got into the vital power installation, which is protected by high security fences.
“Nobody knows how it got there,” she told The Times. “The best guess is that it was dropped by a bird, either that or it was thrown out of a passing aeroplane.”
We have this thing that cost billions of dollars that is supposed to be able to manufacture black holes and other super-scientific stuff, and these idiots are using it to toast sub sandwiches in.
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