What We've Got Here...Is Failure To Communicate

And so, as a public service, I provide this handy-dandy translation service from Liberal to Conservative:

You Say: Journalist…I Hear: Propagandist

You Say: Social Justice…I Hear: Stand and Deliver

You Say: Shari’a Law…I Hear: Hang gays, stone women, marry children, own slaves

You Say: Progressive…I Hear: Socialist

You Say: Trial Lawyer…I Hear: Pirate

You Say: Racist…I Hear: Shut Up

You Say: Islamophobia…I Hear: Shut Up

Plenty more at the link. And, of course, the title reference comes from this classic movie moment: