Saturday, June 29, 2013

Headline of the Day

Investigation after drunk vicar fell over in the aisle at a wedding and had to be locked in VESTRY (where he could be heard shouting 'In the name of the Lord, I'm not drunk!')


Old NFO said...

Snerk, must have gotten into the sacramental wine again... :-)

Rev. Paul said...

An Episcopal priest once told me that since they're required to consume any leftover sacramental wine, many become hooked on the stuff. They're called "Whiskypalians". Heh.