...someone beat a midget to death.
Showing posts with label midgets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label midgets. Show all posts
Saturday, April 18, 2015
Saturday, June 14, 2014
Showing My Age, I Guess
Saw the following graphic/poll over on Facebook just now:
And the great Michael Dunn isn't even on that list.
And the great Michael Dunn isn't even on that list.
Thursday, February 20, 2014
The Newest Entry Into the "Fast & Furious" Movie Franchise Is...
...Small and Spurious.
Ten-year-old boy who claimed he was a dwarf after police saw him driving his parents' car is caught AGAIN after taking another car.
Norwegian boy, 10, took his aunt's car for a 20 mile joyride
This the second time in under two weeks the boy has 'stolen' a car
Previously caught having driven 7miles with his baby sister in the back
Told police he was a dwarf who forgot his driver's licence
Hey, it could work. Is Hervé Villechaize still alive? No? What about the Mini-Me guy? *makes phone with hand* Call me.
Ten-year-old boy who claimed he was a dwarf after police saw him driving his parents' car is caught AGAIN after taking another car.
Norwegian boy, 10, took his aunt's car for a 20 mile joyride
This the second time in under two weeks the boy has 'stolen' a car
Previously caught having driven 7miles with his baby sister in the back
Told police he was a dwarf who forgot his driver's licence
Hey, it could work. Is Hervé Villechaize still alive? No? What about the Mini-Me guy? *makes phone with hand* Call me.
Wednesday, April 03, 2013
I Have Some Good News and Some Bad News
The good news is that it's possible to be immune to cancer and diabetes.
The bad news is that it requires being an inbred Ecuadorian dwarf.
The bad news is that it requires being an inbred Ecuadorian dwarf.
Monday, January 07, 2013
Revenge of the Munchkins
Comes the Global Warming Apocalypse, your best bet for surviving is to be a midget:
The joint editor of the Climate News Network is warning that in as little as two centuries global warming will lead to “mass extinction,” which may be good news for residents of “The Shire.”
“Hobbit-sized humans, able to exist on less nourishing food, will have the best chance of survival in a warmer world, scientists say,” said Paul Brown, a journalist and author, in an article entitled, “Mass extinction forecast with 6C temperature rise,” published on Jan. 7.
Brown bases his claim on findings by the “Bighorn Basin Coring Project,” a group of scientists from the United States, the UK, Germany, and Netherlands studying a “period 55 million years ago when the Earth’s temperature rose suddenly.”
“Dwarfism is again expected to be a successful strategy for the survivors, enabling humans, animals and insects to mature earlier with less food and so reproduce before they starve,” he said.
We Just Hope There Ain't No Wicked Witches!
h/t Weasel Zippers.
The joint editor of the Climate News Network is warning that in as little as two centuries global warming will lead to “mass extinction,” which may be good news for residents of “The Shire.”
“Hobbit-sized humans, able to exist on less nourishing food, will have the best chance of survival in a warmer world, scientists say,” said Paul Brown, a journalist and author, in an article entitled, “Mass extinction forecast with 6C temperature rise,” published on Jan. 7.
Brown bases his claim on findings by the “Bighorn Basin Coring Project,” a group of scientists from the United States, the UK, Germany, and Netherlands studying a “period 55 million years ago when the Earth’s temperature rose suddenly.”
“Dwarfism is again expected to be a successful strategy for the survivors, enabling humans, animals and insects to mature earlier with less food and so reproduce before they starve,” he said.
h/t Weasel Zippers.
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Gotta Love These Convenience Store Names
Earp's BP. Mighty Midget Mart.
They were broken into and cigarettes stolen, by the way. Sin taxes at work. Make something too expensive for poor people and they'll either steal it or bootleg it.
They were broken into and cigarettes stolen, by the way. Sin taxes at work. Make something too expensive for poor people and they'll either steal it or bootleg it.
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
When I Hear "Ultracool Subdwarf" I Think Of...
...Michael Dunn, not some astronomical object.
Here's Michael as Alexander in the Star Trek episode "Plato's Stepchildren."
I'd prefer to have a shot of him as Miguelito Loveless from The Wild, Wild West, but most of the shots from that show are portrait shots not showing his small stature.
I tend to think that Michael Dunn was the handsomest of all the dwarf actors.
Here's Michael as Alexander in the Star Trek episode "Plato's Stepchildren."
I'd prefer to have a shot of him as Miguelito Loveless from The Wild, Wild West, but most of the shots from that show are portrait shots not showing his small stature.
I tend to think that Michael Dunn was the handsomest of all the dwarf actors.
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Friday, July 25, 2008
You Ain't No Miguelito Loveless
The midget burglar I blogged about here is now trying to justify himself.
Says he can't find any other work, so he'll be a career criminal.
Well, if that's the best you can do, then at least aspire to greatness; try to be the world's best midget blackmailer, or poisoner, or forger; not a low-life occupation like scrap metal burglar. Go for the gold, kid.
Says he can't find any other work, so he'll be a career criminal.
Well, if that's the best you can do, then at least aspire to greatness; try to be the world's best midget blackmailer, or poisoner, or forger; not a low-life occupation like scrap metal burglar. Go for the gold, kid.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Speaking of Midgets...
...any fans of George Chesbro's Mongo the Magnificent out there? I don't care much for Chesbro's politics, he's a flaming liberal, but his Mongo books were pretty good until Chesbro introduced too much politics into them.
Call Him Mini-Burglar
A dwarf was used by a gang of burglars to squeeze through gaps that were too small for a full-sized person and help them plunder houses.
Lee Kildare, who suffers from a congenital condition and is 3ft 11in tall, climbed into tiny nooks and crannies to help strip empty buildings of scrap metal.
But the 22-year-old was caught in the act when a police officer spotted his head poking through a small hole in the front door of a property he was raiding.
His head is easy to spot, by the way:
Lee Kildare, who suffers from a congenital condition and is 3ft 11in tall, climbed into tiny nooks and crannies to help strip empty buildings of scrap metal.
But the 22-year-old was caught in the act when a police officer spotted his head poking through a small hole in the front door of a property he was raiding.
His head is easy to spot, by the way:
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