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Showing posts with label pervs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pervs. Show all posts
Friday, July 11, 2014
Sunday, June 01, 2014
Headline of the Day
"PETA HELPS PUT TEXAN IN PRISON WHO TORTURED ANIMALS WITH MEAT CLEAVERS, HIGH HEELS."
Hell, in San Francisco that's just an interesting lifestyle choice.
Hell, in San Francisco that's just an interesting lifestyle choice.
Friday, March 21, 2014
Friday, March 07, 2014
Be On the Lookout...
...for the University of Florida Tinkler:
Police are looking for a man they say has urinated repeatedly on people as they stood at locations near the University of Florida campus.
The victims told the Gainesville Police Department they were standing with their backs turned to the man when they suddenly felt themselves being urinated upon, according to a GPD report.
Reports that the man then told the victims that it was raining were uncofirmed as of this writing.
The suspect is described as a black man, approximately 25-30 years old, 6 feet tall, medium to chunky build, short curly hair and dark complexion. He was last seen wearing a gray or dark hoodie and baggy jeans.
Could be worse, I suppose; he could be playing the Knockout Game instead, which would hurt more but humiliate less, perhaps.
Police are looking for a man they say has urinated repeatedly on people as they stood at locations near the University of Florida campus.
The victims told the Gainesville Police Department they were standing with their backs turned to the man when they suddenly felt themselves being urinated upon, according to a GPD report.
Reports that the man then told the victims that it was raining were uncofirmed as of this writing.
The suspect is described as a black man, approximately 25-30 years old, 6 feet tall, medium to chunky build, short curly hair and dark complexion. He was last seen wearing a gray or dark hoodie and baggy jeans.
Could be worse, I suppose; he could be playing the Knockout Game instead, which would hurt more but humiliate less, perhaps.
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Friday, December 14, 2012
You're All a Bunch of Zoophobes, You Are!
The Love That Dared Not Speak Its Name - - for fear of uproarious laughter:
A Marion County man accused of having sex with a miniature donkey says a state law banning "zoophilia" is unconstitutional.
Assistant public defenders for farmhand Carlos R. Romero, 32, filed a motion asking a judge to have the statute overturned, according to the Ocala Star-Banner.
According to the motion, filed Dec. 6, the law was based on moral objection, that authorities could not prove the animal was injured and that there was no proof "of the sexual activity being non-consensual."
"The statute demeans individuals like Defendant (Romero) by making his private sexual conduct a crime," according to the motion.
Romero was arrested in September and charged with misdemeanor sexual activity after a witness reported seeing him with his pants down and "up against the rear" of a female miniature donkey named Doodle, investigators said.
Remember "Carlos the Jackal?" This ain't him. This is Carlos the Donkey-Fucker.
I'll leave you with this video which many of my newer readers have probably never seen:
If you click the link to the news story, there's a bit of resemblance between the picture of Carlos the Donkey-Fucker and the actor in the "Thanks, Smokey!" video.
h/t This Ain't Hell.
A Marion County man accused of having sex with a miniature donkey says a state law banning "zoophilia" is unconstitutional.
Assistant public defenders for farmhand Carlos R. Romero, 32, filed a motion asking a judge to have the statute overturned, according to the Ocala Star-Banner.
According to the motion, filed Dec. 6, the law was based on moral objection, that authorities could not prove the animal was injured and that there was no proof "of the sexual activity being non-consensual."
"The statute demeans individuals like Defendant (Romero) by making his private sexual conduct a crime," according to the motion.
Romero was arrested in September and charged with misdemeanor sexual activity after a witness reported seeing him with his pants down and "up against the rear" of a female miniature donkey named Doodle, investigators said.
Remember "Carlos the Jackal?" This ain't him. This is Carlos the Donkey-Fucker.
I'll leave you with this video which many of my newer readers have probably never seen:
If you click the link to the news story, there's a bit of resemblance between the picture of Carlos the Donkey-Fucker and the actor in the "Thanks, Smokey!" video.
h/t This Ain't Hell.
Wednesday, December 05, 2012
She Stabbed That Abusive Prick! Um...Er...
A tale of domestic violence, death...and a strap-on dildo...
When a woman killed her abusive husband out of self-defense, she found out that 'he' was actually a woman wearing a prosthetic penis.
Angelo Heddington and Elizabeth Rudavsky from Canada had a whirlwind romance, which was followed by a shotgun wedding after four months of dating, and then escalating domestic violence.
But when a battered 27-year-old Elizabeth stabbed Angelo, 30, after he attacked her in 2003, it was the paramedics who discovered a prosthetic penis under 'his' clothes on the way to the hospital.
"And now for the rest of the story," as the late Paul Harvey used to say.
When a woman killed her abusive husband out of self-defense, she found out that 'he' was actually a woman wearing a prosthetic penis.
Angelo Heddington and Elizabeth Rudavsky from Canada had a whirlwind romance, which was followed by a shotgun wedding after four months of dating, and then escalating domestic violence.
But when a battered 27-year-old Elizabeth stabbed Angelo, 30, after he attacked her in 2003, it was the paramedics who discovered a prosthetic penis under 'his' clothes on the way to the hospital.
"And now for the rest of the story," as the late Paul Harvey used to say.
Wednesday, June 06, 2012
*Sniff Sniff* I Smell Smoked Pigmeat!
It's my son-in-law, the pervert!
SALISBURY, N.C. (CBS Charlotte) – Memorial Day weekend came a little early for Salisbury Police, as the smell of barbecue led police to a man who was allegedly peeping on his mother-in-law.
Tony McDaniel was arrested Tuesday for allegedly peeping on his mother-in-law while she was inside her home. WBTV reports that the woman, whose name was withheld, felt that her son-in-law had been peeping on her.
On Tuesday, the woman told police that she smelled barbecue coming from outside her home. Knowing her son-in-law works at a local barbecue restaurant, she grew suspicious.
After police talked to a neighbor who gave a description and a license-plate number of a car parked nearby, a deputy found evidence on and around the house that led to the arrest of McDaniel, according to WBTV.
Bwaaa haaa haaa!
h/t BBQ Jew.
SALISBURY, N.C. (CBS Charlotte) – Memorial Day weekend came a little early for Salisbury Police, as the smell of barbecue led police to a man who was allegedly peeping on his mother-in-law.
Tony McDaniel was arrested Tuesday for allegedly peeping on his mother-in-law while she was inside her home. WBTV reports that the woman, whose name was withheld, felt that her son-in-law had been peeping on her.
On Tuesday, the woman told police that she smelled barbecue coming from outside her home. Knowing her son-in-law works at a local barbecue restaurant, she grew suspicious.
After police talked to a neighbor who gave a description and a license-plate number of a car parked nearby, a deputy found evidence on and around the house that led to the arrest of McDaniel, according to WBTV.
Bwaaa haaa haaa!
h/t BBQ Jew.
Wednesday, September 07, 2011
Just Call Him Maxwell Dumb
A Denver, NC, man has been arrested for peeping up women's skirts with what he apparently thought was an ingenious shoe-mounted camera.
Would you believe he's worried that a meteorite will fall on his head and he wants proof of it for the insurance company?
Would you believe he photographs clouds for the National Weather Service?
Would you believe he's definitively trying to prove what's under a Scotsman's kilt?
Would you believe he's a Tick Inspector for the Gaston County Animal Shelter?
No? Oh, well, they didn't tend to believe Maxwell Smart, either:
Would you believe he's worried that a meteorite will fall on his head and he wants proof of it for the insurance company?
Would you believe he photographs clouds for the National Weather Service?
Would you believe he's definitively trying to prove what's under a Scotsman's kilt?
Would you believe he's a Tick Inspector for the Gaston County Animal Shelter?
No? Oh, well, they didn't tend to believe Maxwell Smart, either:
Tuesday, September 06, 2011
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
What Sort of Pervert Do You Have To Be...
...to want to hide in the tank of a Port-O-John?
And to be able to wriggle into the tank? Well, it was a yoga festival, after all...
And to be able to wriggle into the tank? Well, it was a yoga festival, after all...
Thursday, December 09, 2010
Friday, July 09, 2010
Judge: It's OK To Deep Throat Dildoes In Front of Chirrens
Actually, the judge ruled that simulated sex is not really sex, which sort of suggests that the judge was appointed by Bill "depends on what the meaning of 'is' is" Clinton.
I wouldn't normally use such a coarse title for a blog entry, but hey! If it's ok to deep throat a dildo in front of the little chirrens, then it's certainly ok to write about it, right?
I wouldn't normally use such a coarse title for a blog entry, but hey! If it's ok to deep throat a dildo in front of the little chirrens, then it's certainly ok to write about it, right?
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Monday, December 28, 2009
Thursday, October 08, 2009
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