Be On the Lookout...

...for the University of Florida Tinkler:

Police are looking for a man they say has urinated repeatedly on people as they stood at locations near the University of Florida campus.

The victims told the Gainesville Police Department they were standing with their backs turned to the man when they suddenly felt themselves being urinated upon, according to a GPD report.

Reports that the man then told the victims that it was raining were uncofirmed as of this writing.



The suspect is described as a black man, approximately 25-30 years old, 6 feet tall, medium to chunky build, short curly hair and dark complexion. He was last seen wearing a gray or dark hoodie and baggy jeans.

Could be worse, I suppose; he could be playing the Knockout Game instead, which would hurt more but humiliate less, perhaps.