London Bridge Is...Getting Painted.

London's Tower Bridge and Southwark Bridge are going to be spiffed up, courtesy of a bunch of rich monks that Henry VIII apparently overlooked.

Maybe while they're at it they can reinstitute the old practice of posting the heads of criminals atop the ramparts of the bridge, starting with a few knife-wielding thugs (as an example) and whichever MP it was who decided that self-defense in UK is a crime.