Saturday, January 03, 2009

And I Suppose You're The Knowledge Imparter?

A school in Sheffield (UK) doesn't wish to be known as a school but as a Place For Learning. They've taken it to such an extreme that the word "school" is called the "s-word" in the article.

*shakes head sadly*

Appended at the bottom of the article is a list of common professions that have been updated politically, it's hilarious:

AIRS AND GRACES

Waste removal engineer: Dustman

Domestic engineer: Housewife

Knowledge navigator: Teacher

Stock replenishment adviser: Shelf stacker

Dispatch services facilitator: Postman

Leisure services administrator: Masseuse/masseur

Flueologist Chimney sweep

Head of verbal communications: Receptionist/secretary

Environment improvement technician: Cleaner

Education centre nourishment production assistant: Dinner lady.

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