You Don't Know Where That Finger Has Been

Ok, we'll play a game today based on an actual lead sentence in a newspaper. Your job is to guess, from the lead sentence, the rest of the story. (Wow, Paul Harvey moment!)

Here is the sentence:

A Michigan man has learned not to stick his fingers in certain places.

Here is a poll where you can vote for your favorite answer:

Where Did The Man Stick His Finger?
	Light Socket
	His Nose
	His Own Private Parts
	Someone Else's Private Parts
	An Animal's Private Parts
	A Knothole In A Board
	None of the Above
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Answer and story link will appear in comments.