Monday, March 23, 2009

Coen Brothers To Remake True Grit?

*GROAN*

The Coen brothers' next film will be a remake of True Grit, the 1969 western which won John Wayne his only Oscar, Variety reports.

The original movie was a star vehicle for the Duke, but the Coens are said to be planning a version closer to Charles Portis's 1968 novel, told from the point of view of a 14-year-old girl who hires a grizzled gunman to help find her father's killer.


I have news for you guys: the John Wayne version of True Grit was one of the more faithful movie versions of a book that I've ever seen from Hollywood.

You guys are just trying to cash in on a popular title. Why not just have Will Smith star in the remake? Black versions of popular movies seems to be the norm, these days.

3 comments:

Borepatch said...

Cultural Learnings of John Wayne for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of America.

What could possibly go wrong?

Ronsonic said...

I don't know why you scoff, The Ladykillers turned out so well what could go wrong. The only question is how they'll get some fart jokes into the plot.

Bob said...

Ronsonic: It's easy, they'll just have Chin Lee make up a mess of beans as trail food instead of "corn dodgers."

My major worry is that they'll cast George Clooney as Rooster.