My New Favorite Blog

Sleep Talkin' Man.

The blog kept by a housewife of her husband's insane rambling conversations while he is asleep.

A few samples:

"It's CHICKEN and you LIKE IT. Lentil-loving, bean burger-shitting wanker."

"Fluffy bunny + twitchy nose + big ears = great stew."

"Flap's on fire. Your flap's on fire! Chili in the vagiiiiina. I'm a bad bad boy."

[yelled upon waking] "COCK HUNTER!"

"Dogs' scrotums. They stretch."

Found via Daily Mail.