Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Prison: You Got Yer Nation of Islam, Yer Aryan Brotherhood, and...

...Yer Dungeons & Dragons Gang.

Or you did until first-degree murderer Kevin T. Singer lost his lawsuit against the Wisconsin prison system, which had banned Dungeons and Dragons materials from the prison.

Singer was in prison for murdering his sister's boyfriend with a +3 Sledgehammer of Smiting. The man apparently missed his saving throw vs. hammers.

I'm sure, though, that the D&D gang will persevere and find a way to play their game, possibly carving dice out of pieces of soap, or something.

I tell ya, though, what's prison coming to these days, buncha murdering nerds...

2 comments:

Borepatch said...

+3 hammer of smiting, heh.

Tam said...

Jeeze, and I'll bet he thought getting swirlies in the high school gym locker room was bad...