A childless Indian man (convenience store variety, not casino variety), desperate to become a father, sliced off his tongue with a razor blade as an offering to the god Shiva.
Senior inspector R P Mishra added that Mr Kumar remained childless after more than four years of marriage.
He added: "An ardent devotee of Lord Shiva, an angry Kumar left his house following a tiff with his wife for not being able to conceive. He went to the temple, where he offered his tongue to the deity."
Asked to comment, the man said, "Nngngggghhh unngghggghuh." The man's wife said, "If he can't lick it then he can't stick it. Sucks to be him."
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You're gonna go to Hell for that one.
As you say, *laughs*
@Borepatch: Yep, I'll be on the lookout for an 8-armed guy with swords and a funny hat, definitely.
*laughs*
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